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reverse september

programming

reverse september

darqlaird ⋅ June 8, 2026

So … why am I still mad about the internet, thirty years on? Always, needlessly, and I’m still kinda shocked when it does it again. (My wife says "thirty...

corpus christi

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corpus christi

darqlaird ⋅ June 7, 2026

Lemme spoil the lede: I've been running a language model over years of chat logs with my wife. No, not to generate fake apologies this time (that was the Ma...

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food

no look bread

darqlaird ⋅ May 2, 2019

4 parts flour 3 parts water 1 tsp yeast 1 tbl salt per 4 cups flour First there was no-knead bread, now for … well, not really no look. But no stress at least. I’ve used the no-knead approach, a Cusinart and a stand mixer. It doesn’t matter. Add about 4 cups of flour, maybe […]

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food

curtido

darqlaird ⋅ August 3, 2018

Seems like every culture has it own spin on fermented cabbage. Sauerkraut, kimchee and, obviously,\u00a0 curtido?\u00a0 On a recent trip to Central America we were fascinated by cabbage relish served with regional pupusas.\u00a0 Every restaurant and food stall had a slightly different take on the recipe and all were deservedly proud of their results. The […]

Cheap As In Beer

food

make beer cheap

darqlaird ⋅ August 2, 2018

Now that I have your attention … time for the bait and switch. It very much depends on how much you budget for beer. Lemmee spoil the lede, I got my costs down to one dollar per 22oz beer. The end result, brewed to my taste, competed handily with the better beers on the shelf. […]

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food

homemade vinegar

darqlaird ⋅ August 2, 2018

Bottle ends are a problem that plagues casual and, ahem, more serious wine drinkers alike. The remnants of that bottle of wine that, though good enough at the time, is honestly not improving with age. Rather than drain it down the sink or worse, gritting your teeth and drinking it, consider turning it into vinegar. […]

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food

bacon popcorn

darqlaird ⋅ July 31, 2018

Maybe this is obvious but it was enough of a revelation that I thought I’d document it. After flirtations with curry flavored coconut oil popped popcorn (excellent), I cast around for other ways to impart a unique flavor to popcorn. My Irish immigrant father kept a jar of bacon fat in the fridge when I […]

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programming chat

markov boyfriend

darqlaird ⋅ July 30, 2018

Reading about artificially generated tweets from a certain (in)famous twit got me thinking about an idea I had for a plug-in to my chat app. There was a time, before I implemented the chat app, when I was not the most communicative husband. In my defense, I was deep in code in a state of […]

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food bbq

smoked pork butt

darqlaird ⋅ July 30, 2018

After reading through “Franklin Barbecue, a Meat Smoking Manifesto,” I was inspired to knock the dust off of my Bradley smoker. The results were impressive enough that my resident food critic/wife requested that I write down the recipe. So without further ado here it is: Get your hands on a pork butt. Mine weighed 4 […]

DALL·E 2023-12-28 15.22.51 - A whimsical scene of a doll house built like a mouse trap, with mice performing various household tasks. The doll house is creatively designed to rese

programming smart home

skinner whole house

darqlaird ⋅ July 28, 2018

After experimenting with house automation, I arrived at the inevitable point when I needed something to do with all this cool stuff that nearly worked. Having devoted entirely too much time to the process of raising and training a miniature human, my first instinct was to look for ways to automate the work of parenting […]

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programming

couples therapy chat

darqlaird ⋅ July 27, 2018

As part of a more general initiative to take ownership of my data by hosting it myself, I cobbled together a chat app. My target audience is limited to me an...

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programming

J.A.Y.N.E

darqlaird ⋅ July 26, 2018

Jayne was an automated yelling and nagging entity. She was my early attempt at a whole house AI before that was a thing.\u00a0 She was definitely artificial but not particularly intelligent. She ruled our house from my daughter’s kindergarten until third grade. What follows are a few observations about the experience. Before her retirement Jayne […]

fitness tracker chore dump

health & fitness

fitness tracker chore dump

darqlaird ⋅ July 26, 2018

We started a family step count game. The idea is simple: whoever wins the daily step count gets bragging rights. We keep a running tally of weekly victories. The weekly winner gets to assign the weekly loser a chore of their choice. I kitted each of us out with a Xiaomi Mi Fit 2. At […]

after a year of home roasting …

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after a year of home roasting …

darqlaird ⋅ September 21, 2017

It is not hard to roast decent coffee at home.\u00a0 The trick, for me at least, is to remain open to different flavors and to accept a few degrees of variation from roast to roast.\u00a0 That counts double if you are a less scientific in your process. I use a Gene roaster from\u00a0 Burman Coffee […]

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